This is so funny...and so me!

Wow, it's been three months since i posted anything on here! Sorry about that. Been having sort of a rough go of it lately...but this made me laugh so hard I had to post it!

A.A.A.D.D.

> KNOW THE SYMPTOMS ..... PLEASE READ!
>
> Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
> Somehow, I feel better even though I have it!!
>
> Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
>
> This is how it manifests:
>
> I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I
look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
>
> As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I
brought up from the mail box earlier.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
> I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can
under the table, and notice that the can is full.
>
> So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
garbage first.
>
> But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take
out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
>
> I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one
check left.
> My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house
to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
>
> I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi
aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
>
> The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator
to keep it cold.
>
> As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye -- they need water.
>
> I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers..
>
> I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with
water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
>
> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
>
> I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the
floor.
>
> So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up
the spill.
>
> Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to
do.
>
> At the end of the day:
> the car isn't washed
> the bills aren't paid
> there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter the flowers don't
> have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I
> can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember
> what I did with the car keys.
> Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
> baffled because I know I was busy all day and I'm really
tired.
>
> I realize this is a serious problem,
> and I'll try to get some help for it but first I'll check my
e-mail....
>
> Do me a favor.
> Forward this message to everyone you know because I don't remember who
I've sent it to.
>
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is
>
> COMING